This entry was for a short story (<500 words) contest based on a drawing of an elf and faerie. You can see more at Natalie Whipple’s blog, Between Fact & Fiction. Look for the January 4th entry, Starting The Year In Style.
It was kind of a challenge because I really only write SciFi, but it was fun to try my hand at Fantasy, even as loosely as I approached it.
Matchmaker
“Okay dearie, I’m here,” said the impatient faerie while scrunching her hair. “Wa-do-you want?” The elf maiden bit her lower lip in hesitation. The faerie flew up to the elf’s face, “Come on – haven’t got all day.”
“I want a man,” the elf said with more gusto than she intended, sending the faerie backward.
“You want a man, do ya?” the faerie drawled before yawning.
“Um, yes. I want…” the elf started.
“Don’t tell me, Prince Charming – they’re taken, all four of them are taken. So are all the kissable prince-frogs.” The faerie landed in the elf’s outstretched hand and looked up into her oversized eyes.
“How about a beast that…”
“Taken,” the faerie snapped, “by some French girl with an American accent.”
“Knight in shining armor?”
“Rusted, and it took too long to get the armor off each night anyway.”
“A flying boy who never grows up?”
“You know, he settled down and grew old.”
“A drunken pirate?”
“Trust me, he is obsessed with someone else. You don’t want to be in the middle of that.”
“A vegetarian vampire?”
“What’s with the vampire dreams all of a sudden? For you and every other girl, taken.”
“Um…”
“Can I sit down? I didn’t realize this was going to take so long.”
The elf nodded with a frown on her face. “Sorry,” she mumbled as she rubbed the jewel that decorated the neckline of her dress. “Any men that know how to listen?”
“Not even in the faerie tales.”
“Well how about a lovable Extra Terrestrial?”
“He went home.”
“There has to be someone. Who else is there?”
“Well, there is this rabbit hunter with a speech impediment. Will he do?”
“Does he turn into anything good?”
“As with all men, we can only hope. Want the hook-up or not?” asked the faerie.
The elf nodded, uncertainty in her eyes.